February 2012
73 posts
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
me: omg let's go do something productive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
Things are sweeter when they’re lost. I know—because once I wanted something and...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via osendentelle)
2011: let's go planking.
2012: let's go choke on some cinnamon.
You’re in love with a fantasy.
– Midnight in Paris (via wowloverly)
When you really like a song but you don't know the... →
funniest10k:
and you try to sing along
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